So Hot!!

I’m in pain right now; this is just too pretty to look at..

I wonder how she can go kiss michelangelo (or whatever her boyfriend’s name is) after Rob.

Why You Gotto Love Perez..

For keepin’ it real..

“As we’ve mentioned before, Lauren Conrad left The Hills and has been focusing her time on writing young adult novels. And by “writing” we mean she most likely had a ghost writer. For those few of you that are interested in potentially buying her book, her former employers at Teen Vogue has just posed an excerpt of her debut novel, L.A. Candy. The book deals with Jane Roberts, who moves to Hollywood and ends up becoming the star of a reality TV show. How original!”

Lauren Conrad

I am actually furious right now- not only because of slaving with work during this beautiful, sunny Never Never Land day, but because I read the following online:

“I just finished writing my first book–you can pre- order ,online. I’d try Amazon. LA Candy will be at the stores on June 16th. Now I’m working on the second book, it’s intense, but fun!

Loving life,

Lauren”

This is Lauren Conrad that is- the star of the MTV show “The Hills”: the LA socialite, the drama queen and the individual with the brain size of a pea and the work ethic of a bum.

Knowing how long it takes to actually write a bookfrom start to finsh,  let alone the time it takes to get everything together with revisions, contracts and etc, I’m fabbergasted that this creature has managed not only to party, shop, party, go to fancy restaurants, fly to Hawaii, party, be on MTV, design her own fashion line, sell the products of her fashion line, party, shop some more AND FINISH THIS GODDAMN BOOK.

Damn it!! Some people hired by the publishing company (probaby for minimum wage) must have written the entire thing under her name- probably asking for critical information like “what was the name of the girl who talked behind your back when you dated this other boy who was with you just to be on TV?”, giving her all the credit. But still she will be a published author of not only 1 book, but a series of books and make money she doesn’t really deserve. Kudos to her though for being able to capitalize on a ‘not-so-five-minutes’ of fame that she got thrugh being a reality TV star.

LeK, our life sucks..

Models at the Met

Honoring Showing off models at the Met event happened yesterday where the focus was on the models, not the fashion. The photos of the star-studded event looks spectacularly glamorous. Designers arriving with their “Muse” models and actresses flashing their “blue steel’ look are always so much fun to follow!

My impressions of the event are as follows:

Best Dressed: Kate Beckinsale. Simply fabulous. She looks to die for.

Worst Dressed: Madonna looks ridiculous with that bird-like hair piece, her pushed up/squished boobs and her boots up to her thighs. More than enough said already.

Most Interesting Dress: Love Kirsten Dunst’s eclectic dress. It’s not something I’d wear (or actually could pull of), but it suits her beautifully

Most Uncomfortable Looking: Kate Perry and Tyra Banks look like wax mummies; I bet they had an awfully hard time moving around in those mermaid dresses

Best Couple: Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel- because you can’t form any other couples if you put a bunch of gay male designers and straight female celebrities in a room.

But for their outfit: Jessica Biel- love the back of her dress, but the short front part makes her look like a 6-year old who’s trying on her momma’s short dress with heels to look bigger. Justin, Justin.. What are you doing? The hipster look with the glasses isn’t really working for you.

Healthiest Looking: Blake Lively- love that healthy tan and glow she has going. And look at that leg- whew!

The Most Curious Case: Heidi Klum. Is she pregnant- AGAIN? The dress looks cute though; a typical let-me-hide-my-little-bump dress

Just can’t stop loving you…

Fight Breaks Out at Next Top Model Auditions

Why, oh why, do I love you, America’s Next Top Model? And not even in an ironic way? Sometimes I even watch you alone, without any friends beside me. I have a problem.

Addendum: this video is very poor quality, but I think the message is clear. Oh, for shame! I hope the next time a Harvard Alum goes on the show, it won’t be quite so embarrassing…

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